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[Aug. 19th, 2008|04:12 pm]
maybe it'll make the waves better.
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[Aug. 11th, 2008|06:38 pm]
someone threw up in the dining hall today. it was gross. there were carrots. why is it always carrots? we didn't even serve carrots. maybe he/she had them somewhere else idk. it was prob. a frosh who isn't used to university food or something. he/she didn't stick around to claim responsibility.

w/e. i saw the mess and i was just like, "fuck" b/c he/she got it on the table and on the floor. and on the table, it got all over the salt & pepper shakers and the box of sugar/fake sugar packets.

i had the best afternoon ever.

not.
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|11:46 pm]
man, i have to go back to the mainland in a few days. just as i get back into the swing of things around here and think that i could even deal with the slave labor, I get this letter that tells me, "FUCK NO. YOU LOLO. COME BACK HERE."

yeah whatever. don't wanna think about it. i'm going to bed now so i can get up early and catch the surf tomorrow.
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[Jul. 13th, 2008|12:54 am]
Aloof with a number of daddy issues, THE JIM HAWKINS is a ne'er-do-well who spends more time on a board than his schoolwork. The only child of a single mother, THE JIM HAWKINS is attending Kingdom University on scholarship. Unfortunately for him, one of the conditions of his financial aid package include working as a janitor in the school's dining hall. Considering that his only jobs have consisted of that and working at his mother's inn, it's no wonder that he dreams of something more.

You won't get one drubloon of my treasure! )
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